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Joke of the Day

"What did Geoffrey Dahmer say..... What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you going to eat that?"

"A pirate walks in a bar. A man notices that he has a wheel attached to his groin. He then asked the pirate , how can you live with that man? The Pirate replies Arrrghh! It drives me nuts!!!"

"Who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims they got through 63 stories in 10 seconds."

"""Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?"" I asked. She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything."

"I'm rubber. You're glue. I don't conduct low voltage electricity. You're great for arts & crafts."

"Why is today a trucker's favorite day? Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!"

"We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows. Don't want any sharks in my house."

"An old man went to the doctor The doctor says ""I'm afraid I have bad news. You have cancer... And you have alzheimer's."" The old man says ""Well, at least I don't have cancer!"""

"I know people say, ""Don't bring a knife to a gun fight,"" but if there's an unsliced cake at this fight, we're all going to look like idiots."

"New lesbian species of dinosaur discovered. Lickalottapus."