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Joke of the Day

"Hey guys. What's the most reassuring thing about the Riot Police presence in Hong Kong right now? *Their guns are probably made in China.* yuk yuk yuk"

"I LOVE the way the Earth rotates It really makes my day."

"Why do Mexicans eat beans? so they can take bubble baths."

"How do you shoot a unique deer? You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford"

"If someone tells you to spell part backwards don't do it It's a trap!"

"I just opened a new christian restaurant called ""The Lord Giveth"" We also do takeaway."

"If it wasn't for Carpal Tunnel I wouldn't know when to stop masturbating."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, on a sunny day their light comes from the glass ceiling. edit; missing words"

"Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife? Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)"

"Parents, forget about teaching your kids about the birds and the bees. Teach your kids the difference between their, they're and there."