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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cheap boob job? A discount rack."
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"Why are there different species of hyena? Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?"
"Why do the ladies love Jesus? He's hung like this. (Stretch out arms.) Really one that you have to tell in person, but it's my favorite."
"What do you call a state named after highways? Road Island."
"My wife said if this gets 100 likes, we'll try butt stuff........ * Please DON'T like,,, her strap-on is big and scary....."
"Russian nesting dolls are so pretentious. They're so full of themselves."
"What do you get when you cross an oven with a car? A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth."
"An unconscious man arrives at a hospital... After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus. The doctors have declared his condition as ""stable""."
"Brad Pitt and I had a handsome contest and the loser had to adopt a bunch of kids."
"How do Latino singers warm up? Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No"