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Joke of the Day
"H2O is water. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking and bathing."
Next Joke
"My husband and I both have colds but only his is really really bad."
"I went out with a girl the other night who turned out to be really weird I guess the fact that she said she was a communist should have been a big red flag"
"Hahaha you're killing me. ~Me to this cigarette."
"[strong] Zoroark, male, 50 Sebas"
"How do Germans tie their shoelaces? In little knotsies...."
"The only laid I'm getting... is laid off."
"What do you do if a black man is harassing you? Tell his owner."
"Feeling cold? Just stand in the corner of your house, since it's usually 90 degrees"
"My three year old had a nightmare last night He lost his ipad"