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Joke of the Day
"Why are men better swimmers than women they are part sperm"
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"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80's bands... There is no cure..."
"Next time you decide to complain about your problems, just remember, some guy out there has Snooki as his mom ..."
"[phone call] KIDNAPPER: We're gonna kill your wife if you don't pay ME: *making wind noises* I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL"
"TIFU by asking my wife what is the difference between a penis and a paycheck? She said ""there is a possibility of increase in size of your paycheck."""
"You would think gay rights wouldn't be a problem.... With all the fags on the internet"
"What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common? They both have hops."
"So I was fucking my sister... ...and she stops me and says, ""Wow you fuck just like Dad."" I said, ""Yeah, that's what Mom tells me."""
"In Russia I like my coffee the way I like my women..."
"i look at my phone's 100% battery icon with the same fondness as proud parents watching their children bounce out of bed yelling ""pancakes!"""