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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds? There's 20 of them"

"If I had a quarter for every woman I made love to Id have 45 cents."

"So I told my secretary.... to go buy me a fighting stick, but the best he could find was a walking stick. Honestly you can't get the staff."

"I call all dogs 'puppies', regardless of age. They like it."

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy."

"Geophysics Joke That argument is so weak, it can still be measured on the Richter Scale! Randomly popped into my head while watching an earthquake documentary."

"I lost my party bot 2000 I'm sure it'll turn up though"

"When I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you would suffice, Not this ""Who the fuck are you, and what are you doing in my house?!"" nonsense."

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye'd think it was R, but his first love be the C."