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Joke of the Day

"Apparently the maximum number of times you can keep getting back in line for Communion wafers is 4."

"Are you all right ? No, you are all left"

"How do you get 100 babies into a bowl? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips"

"What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons? Kong-fu"

"Two neanderthals had a baby... No Homo"

"If you're ever being mugged just shout THERE'S A BEE ON YOU the thief'll freak out and run away haha what a baby problem solved"

"When I see 18 wheelers carrying something covered with a tarp, I just assume that it's an injured Transformer."

"What's the worst part about being a black Jew You have to sit at the back of the gas chamber"

"What do you call 5 black people having sex.. ...a threesome."

"What do Orphans get for Christmas? Lonely."