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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyprus ! Cyprus who ? Cyprus the bell !"
"Oh, you fell in love?! I fell in my bathtub."
"One Gay Greek says to another, ""Do you think you'll ever go back to Greece?"" ""No,"" he answered, ""I'll stick with K-Y Jelly!"""
"Why did the Chicken cross road? With rice."
"If a shark is ever attacking me I'm gonna be like where are your parents do they know you act like this"
"So Nickelback walks into a bar... [xpost from r/funny] There's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny."
"Did you hear about Apple's new product? It was a big 6s"
"""Clue"" is a board game about people trapped in a house and one of them is a homicidal maniac who has just killed. Ages 8 and up."
"[my dad and my 3 yr old daughter] Him: Hey sweetie how've you been? Her: I have a boyfriend Me: lmao *my daughter and I high five*"