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Joke of the Day
"Holocaust joke How do you get a jewish woman's number? You roll up her sleeve."
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"[trying to stick a dollar in a vending machine] vending machine: i have a boyfriend"
"[trying to talk to girl] Ha so you from around here? ""Ya"" Cool me too. I love planet earth"
"Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T"
"Wedding photographer's slogan: Take a picture of your marriage. It will last longer."
"My boyfriend wakes me up when he wants to have sex... Do I wake him up when I want to buy shoes???... No!!!"
"My girlfriend said to me... ""If one day, you want to run away, just let me know..."" Turns out she meant together."
"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"
"Remember, it's not a real paleo diet unless you're eating mammoth every day."
"Confucius say to quiet the herd One must shut the flock up"