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Joke of the Day
"What is this 'wrong hole' you people speak of?"
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"[buying treadmill] Me: Can I try it out first? Salesperson: Sure Me: (pulls out laundry basket and hangs wet clothes on it) I like it."
"Was accused of animal abuse for using an electric collar but bitch kept calling it ""domestic violence"""
"Due to the prostitute's arm injury, she can do no more than 5 handjobs a night. Damn handie-cap!"
"Why do women make such horrible capenters? Because for years men have telling them that |----------------| is 8 inches long."
"I'm no scientist, but if that ebola virus is communicable, that means WE CAN TALK TO IT."
"Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame? Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared."
"Why were so many men offended by Trump's ""Grab the pussy"" statement? Because today's America has so many men that are pussies and they feared Trump was talking about them."
"What country does every one called Andy come from? Peru, because it's the home of the Andes!"
"Why do black people have white on their palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody."