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Joke of the Day

"What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted? ""Brigham Young"""

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"""We don't serve faster than light neutrinos here."" A neutrino walks into a bar."
"Best place to hide stuff? Page two in Google search results!"
"Why was a guy arrested for peeing on Indian land? He was on a Nipissing reserve."
"What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V? asparagoose"
"[Joke Request] A great mother's day joke I can write on a card, give to my mom, and take credit for Example: What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college? ""Bison"""
"What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a javelin through her neck."
"Yo Mama So Ugly... Bill Cosby needed to drug himself to fuck her"
"I have a special place in my heart. For blood and vessels and stuff."
"Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday? He likes to keep things low key."