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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people have white on their palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody."

"The Red Hot Chili Peppers failed to show up to their concert last night. They're now known as the Red Hot Chili Flakes."

"How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences."

"A reality TV mogul, a woman, and a Jew are running for president... And that's just the front runners!"

"Whats that over there? I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue"

"What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving"

"I saw an image of Jesus in my breakfast burrito. I asked myself, what would Jesus do? And so I ate him. Two hours later... Holy Shit!"

"What is the difference between a baby and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby."

"I fart like an Egyptian pharoah... We have a toot in common."

"Is it ok to hate a certain race? I am fine with 5km races but marathons just do my head in."