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Joke of the Day
"What country does every one called Andy come from? Peru, because it's the home of the Andes!"
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"What's an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour."
"[ultrasound] Dr: your baby is 7mm in length Me [whispering to wife]: ask him Wife [sighs]: what is that in fruit sizes?"
"What do you call Israelis that overly spray tan? Orange Jews!"
"Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor."
"I love my kids but sometimes I wish the school bus would pick them up at 4:30 p.m. on Sunday."
"I'm not an alcoholic. I'm soberphobic."
"There are two types of people on Twitter. Those who can take a joke, and those who will copy it and claim it as their own"
"What did the potato chip say to the battery? I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready."
"What do you call an eskimo with no friends? An iglooser"