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Joke of the Day
"Due to the prostitute's arm injury, she can do no more than 5 handjobs a night. Damn handie-cap!"
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"A reddit admin awoke to the sound of a beeping alarm clock but pressed the snoo's button and went back to sleep"
"Did you hear about the guy that ran the erectile dysfunction support group? He had to disband the group because he couldn't raise enough members."
"Wanna hear a joke? You!"
"[3rd date] Kate: You wanna come back to mine for coffee? Ian: Sure! Kate: Have you got any condoms? Ian: Do you not know how to make coffee?"
"A man was rushed to the ER with six toy horses up his ass The doctors described his condition as stable."
"Some French words have silent t's, like ""ballet"" and ""tbonjour"""
"TIP: Always carry a motorcycle helmet with u. Then u never have to do your hair & u can blame it on safety & the law & stuff. #lifehacks"
"How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, anarchists can't change anything."
"if u were a pirate wat woud ur name be? mine woud be Nudebeard bc my beard is nude ""I meant do you have any questions about the White House"""