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Joke of the Day
"You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says ""whatever"" !"
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"[emailing eHarmony match] Her: describe yourself Me: brown hair, kinda stalky Her: lol you mean stocky Me [through her bedroom window]: No"
"[Divorce court] Her: I found his Twitter account. I want a divorce. Judge: He was cheating? Her: No, he was doing inspirational tweets."
"Why did the geologist's wife leave him? He took her for granite."
"What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor? A pedal physician in the fetal position."
"What's the mass of a large chunk of tree? 10g"
"Why are C programmers just the worst? They're classless."
"What's the plural of ""Referendum""? Riots."
"Feel like Woods household right now is a bunch of people brainstorming, ""what is any other plausible reason for this accident?"""