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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor? A pedal physician in the fetal position."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Curry ! Curry who ? Curry me back home will you !"

"What do you call an insane nocturnal blood-sucking parasite? A lunartick."

"How tall does the grass grow in Germany? Nein feet tall."

"Windows 10 The punchline is in the title."

"If I could have back all the money I've spent on drugs and alcohol, I'd celebrate by buying more drugs and alcohol."

"Husband asked his wife ""why don't you tell me when you orgasm?"" She replied ""because I don't like calling you at work."""

"And that, class is why we keep our mouths shut whilst changing a sewer pump."

"Hey, people who leave the volume on an odd, non divisible by 5 number, how do you live with yourselves?!"

"Apparently for every $1 a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That's not fair. Why is the man only left with 30? Credit to Bo Burnham."