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Joke of the Day
"Why did the geologist's wife leave him? He took her for granite."
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"I used to be into BDSM, beastiality, and necrophilia... But I realized I was just beating a dead horse. EDIT: poster does not condone the beating of any horse; living, dead, undead, or imaginary."
"I used to wave my hands in the air like I just don't care, but now I just wave them because I get more steps on my FitBit"
"What's the difference... What's the difference between a chef and a perverted aquarium owner? One fixes dishes and the other dicks his fishes."
"Is your ass a computer? Because I want to back it up to a 3 inch floppy."
"A homophobe, rapist, and black man walk into a bar.... and the bartender says, ""What's up Kobe?"""
"When I asked my girlfriend why she was breaking up with me, she said ""Because you're a pedophile!"". I replied ""That's an awfully big word for a twelve year old."""
"You know how I know you're stupid? You clicked on this link!"
"- Do you have photos of your girlfriend naked? -No. - Do you want some?"
"How does a carpenter effectively build stairs? He thinks one step ahead"