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Joke of the Day
"What's the mass of a large chunk of tree? 10g"
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"What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg? Irene."
"Who makes more money, a prostitute or a crack dealer? The prostitute, because they just wash their crack and sell it again."
"How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat? One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different."
"..... Ya see we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?"
"Missing LSD tablets Hey Gran, you haven't seen my tablets, they're labelled LSD. Gran: Fuck your tablets, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen!"
"couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom"
"A bear walks into a bar. He says to the bartender ""I'll have a gin...and tonic."" Bartender says ""OK, but why the pause?"" ""I was born with them."""
"My plan to disappoint everyone I've ever known is exceeding my expectations."
"Dogs on a coffee break Dog 1: Heard a great joke... Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- Dog 2 goes fucking crazy"