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Joke of the Day
"What's the plural of ""Referendum""? Riots."
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"Money is the root of all evil, until the collection plate comes around"
"Senator Clinton what is your favorite flavor of pie Well the Republicans........... Edit: Secretary"
"My friend got jailed for six months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building. Turns out that they were the firemen."
"What's the cure for world hunger? Food"
"I stuck a firecracker up the cats butt! Mommy: Tommy, it's rectum. Tommy: I'll say it rectum! It blew 'em all to hell!"
"What's Donald Trump's favorite kind of bubble gum? Bigly chew."
"Boss: Let's talk about the elephant in the room. Me: Not cool, dude. Jan's just pregnant. Him:.. Me: Jan if you report this I got your back."
"I'm gonna learn Spanish so I can see if Mexicans make Cuatro de Julio jokes that are just as stupid and unfunny as our Cinco de Mayo jokes."
"I received a rolex for Christmas from the lesbian couple who live next door. Now, while I am happy with the gift, I guess they didn`t quite understand what I meant when I told them, ""I wanna watch""."