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Joke of the Day
"You know what happens when you put the toilet seat up? that's the joke"
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"What is a pirate's favorite class in school? Arrrrrrt class."
"A man goes to his doctor and says; Doc I think I'm addicted to twitter. Doc: Sorry, I don't follow you"
"Just like Jesus joke (NSFW) Came up with this: If I were gay and had sex with a jewish guy I'd be just like Jesus. Because I came into Jerusalem ridding on an ass."
"Turns out ""pick the biggest one & punch him in the face"" gets you more respect as a new prisoner than as a new 1st grade substitute teacher."
"I got a hand job yesterday I'm now officially a sign language interpreter"
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"How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards? I wub wub wub you...."
"Job interview Hiring manager: so, according to your resume you have listed ""can pee with a boner"" as a skill Me: yea bruh I guess u can say its kinda hard Manager: wow lol you're hired"
"I have bulimic Alzheimers I always eat too much but forget to throw up."