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Joke of the Day

"What is a pirate's favorite class in school? Arrrrrrt class."

"That awkward moment when you're not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up."

"why does the ad before the thing I want to watch play with ease but the thing I want to watch is like OH NO I'M FREAKING OUT BUFFER! BUFFER!"

"Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96? Would #69 be too offensive?"

"Just one more week until I can finally eat candy out of my socks again.... without looking weird."

"Why does 0=1 COS(0)=1"

"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen that said 'Parking Fine'."

"What do you call someone who's great at everything? A good-for-nothing."

"Whats the difference between a regular horse and a police horse? The police horse has an extra asshole on its back. :>"

"My boss called in sick today He must have went to Disneyland."