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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between you and an egg? An egg gets laid."
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"You never see baby pigeons because pigeons are cloned by the government. Next question."
"I used to hate facial hair But then it grew on me"
"I'm a feminist A woman should be allowed to make a sandwich wherever she wants"
"How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb? The parents would love to know."
"Your heart cannot be an American Hero Because I am going to capture it"
"Three old guys are out walking... Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'"
"First they came for the people who loaded the dishwasher incorrectly & I did not speak out. Because they do my head in."
"You're Mama's so dumb... She thought the Gay Pride Parade was in honor of Happy Lions."
"What does a man with five dicks wear? Pants that fit like a glove."