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Joke of the Day

"Just like Jesus joke (NSFW) Came up with this: If I were gay and had sex with a jewish guy I'd be just like Jesus. Because I came into Jerusalem ridding on an ass."

"What comes first? The Chicken or the Cart!"

"How come oysters never donate to charity? They are all shellfish."

"Boss: we're going to our cabin on the lake this weekend Coworker: you guys have a cabin ON the lake? Boss: Ya? Coworker: must be wet hahaha"

"Parenthood teaches us that ""Blue's Clues"" and ""Booze Cruise"" sound alike for a reason."

"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"

"All pills are sleeping pills if you take enough of them."

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"Boss just announced he is leaving early. What a coincidence. So am I."

"Two crows were sitting on a bench... They were arrested for attempted murder."