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Joke of the Day
"How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards? I wub wub wub you...."
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"Millions of Thanksgiving turkeys recalled. It seems that someone forgot to butter their balls before they left the factory."
"Police have arrested a cat for robbery Guess they've identified the purrpetrator"
"Why do wrestlers love video games? Because of the lutte"
"Got a white noise app to help me sleep but its just a recording of guys talking about golf, Dockers, Whole Foods, & the new Coldplay album.."
"Showerthoughts has a rule against puns so here we are. Promiscuous women in 1984 were guilty of thot crimes."
"Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb in a tree and act like a nut."
"I inherited my chronic diarrhea from my parents It runs in the Genes"
"Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again."
"J.K. Rowling revealed more info about the American Hogwarts. Unlike the European version, it has metal detectors and more than one fat kid."