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Joke of the Day
"I have bulimic Alzheimers I always eat too much but forget to throw up."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...bought for far less money than it would have cost to buy it locally."
"Happy Valentines Day. And Merry Christmas to FTD, Hallmark and Zales."
"People ranked their favorite meats...but the survey was flawed and inconsequential. The steaks weren't very high"
"Contact Ad ""Seeking man with ponytail. Hairstyle doesn't matter"""
"What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name."
"'Twas the day before Lent, and when it was done, not a creature was sober, not even a nun."
"_____________/\__________\o/_____ Swim little man swim! Swim away from the shark! You have to save yourself!"
"I didn't use to like fungus but then it grew on me"
"What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-five year olds? There's twenty of them."