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Joke of the Day

"I have bulimic Alzheimers I always eat too much but forget to throw up."

"Dear YouTube: Please just assume that I'd like to ""skip ad"". You don't need to ask anymore."

"I never thought I'd love my family more than my Xbox 360, and it turned out I was right."

"A bunch of police officers were outside of a gas station today Apparently someone threw a case of beer ontop of his baby. The baby is okay though, it was a light beer"

"my high school class voted me ""most likely to hover over the snack table at the ten year reunion"""

"How do you know if your best friend is gay? If his dick tastes like shit!"

"How do you remember your wife's birthday? forget it once."

"A normal knock-knock joke ""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Are you."" ""Are you who?"" ""Stop speaking incorrect grammar and get out of my house!"""

"Receiving reddit gold was like losing my virginity. I knew it would never happen again."

"Someone asked me, ""What's the difference the testes and the penis?"" I said, ""Well, there's a vas deferens between them."""