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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!"
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"Yogi Bear: You gonna eat that? Hiker: THAT'S A BABY. YB: And I'm a talking bear. Hiker: YB: Hiker: YB: So where are we on that baby?"
"Sorry I yelled ""SURPRISE!"" when you caught me in bed with your husband. I was unaware that you don't like surprises."
"[God creating spiders] What if I made a tiny land octopus that could walk on walls?"
"Every cab ride for me is 75% fake laughter."
"What's the difference between ""like"", ""love"" and ""showing off""? Spit, Swallow and Gargle."
"I miss the days before the internet, when you didn't know some person's every awful thought until they died and you cleaned out their attic."
"There's 2 types of people in this world... ....Those who know binary, and those who don't."
"Early reports say Robin Williams died from arson.... But I Doubtfire."
"Teacher asks: What is the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife.Student replies: Prepaid, post paid and unlimited plan."