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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between ""like"", ""love"" and ""showing off""? Spit, Swallow and Gargle."
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"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command. ALL credit goes to /u/eternityinspace had to share it!"
"Sorry about all the Mario references. I didn't mean to one-up you. I'll pipe down."
"What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf? A small medium at large."
"I enjoy rating countries on a 0-10 scale I give Nepal a solid 7.8. The score is so high, it's ground breaking"
"My girlfriend told me she likes vaginal sex more than anal sex because it's a lot cleaner No shit"
"Why can't redditors sew? Because the thread has been locked by a moderator"
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So nobody confuses them with feminists"
"No more gay jokes. Cum on guys."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear"