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Joke of the Day

"Yogi Bear: You gonna eat that? Hiker: THAT'S A BABY. YB: And I'm a talking bear. Hiker: YB: Hiker: YB: So where are we on that baby?"

"Marry Christmas Fuck New Year's Eve Kill Easter"

"Finally had sex in a hall of mirrors I was fucking beside myself!"

"Penises are like internet connections Having a big pipe is great, but it doesn't do you much good if you don't have any uptime."

"It seems like instead of ""say cheese,"" photographers in the olden days were like, ""everything is meaningless."""

"Watson asks Holmes What type of rock is this? It has many layers compressed together."

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't go near anything that's not 20% off."

"I don't have a mental problem, I have mental problems...plural."

"Horse detective stood in the rain and looked out to sea. He thought about justice and fate. He thought about her. He thought about apples."

"I didn't recognize you It's amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, ""You look so gorgeous, I didn't recognize you."""