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Joke of the Day
"There's 2 types of people in this world... ....Those who know binary, and those who don't."
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"[TIFU] I picked up somebody else's sandwich at Subway Ooops, wrong sub!"
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"Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say ""don't"" and if he touches your pussy say ""stop""? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said ""don't stop"". "
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"I never date left handed women Righty Tighty Lefty Loosey"
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"What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison."