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Joke of the Day
"[God creating spiders] What if I made a tiny land octopus that could walk on walls?"
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"Wife: how was the doctor? Me: bad I'm dying Wife: I know, how was the doctor?"
"Researchers found a deep-ocean microbe which could explain transition from simple to complex cells However, it passed away before it even had begun explaining."
"I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating the entire box of donuts."
"I hate it when auto-correct changes my ""omg"" to ""OMG"" like, chill out, I'm not that surprised."
"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico? So he can be juan with everything."
"What do you call a Muslim on a plane? Soon to be detained for flying home to his family in Houston after a business trip."
"On your MARK, get wet, RUFFALO."
"My wife asked me to teach her to use the snowblower.. I said, ""How about we start with the vacuum""."
"What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom? The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!"