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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane? A boeing constrictor"
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"How do you make a dog drink? Put it in a blender."
"What's the difference between chemistry and cooking? In chemistry, you should never lick the spoon."
"Stole a bunch of extra long q-tips from the doctor. Who wants to party?"
"Life is like a box of chocolates. My wife won't let me have any."
"Woman is at a maternity hospital in a lot of pain. Her husband strokes her back and says, ""I'm sorry sweety, you have to go through this"" She says, ""Don't worry. It's not your fault."""
"I like my women like I like my doctors Always asking me to take my clothes off whenever I see them."
"How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight? Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"Today Grindr went down on thousands of people... Fortunately, there was no interruption in service."
"Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming ""LIE TO ME""!"