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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates. My wife won't let me have any."
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"I wonder... ...how many people will read this in the bathroom."
"[Fixed] Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world kernel"
"I asked my wife for breakfast in bed... She told me to sleep in the kitchen."
"Here's the one way to avoid clickbait (screw the other OP!). [Click here for the truth!](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2tjg13/heres_the_one_way_to_avoid_clickbait_screw_the/)"
"BREAKING: An egg. I'm making scrambled eggs."
"*Asks soulmate* What is your dream car and why? Minivan, because the sliding door <joining in> MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS"
"I was cornered in an alley way by a German holding a sausage I looked him straight in the eyes and bravely said ""go on, do your wurst"""
"I asked my priest which musical instruments he plays. ""Mostly just piano,"" he replied, ""but when I'm at work I sometimes dabble with a little organ."""
"I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said ""If you can read this the b*tch fell off."""