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Joke of the Day

"Woman is at a maternity hospital in a lot of pain. Her husband strokes her back and says, ""I'm sorry sweety, you have to go through this"" She says, ""Don't worry. It's not your fault."""

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"What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller."
"I have the eyes of a hawk, the ears of a fox... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"Finally goes to open-mic night. gets on stage. bombs so badly gets arrested for terrorism. #BucketListFails"
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"If you're ever feeling stupid, just remember someone invented a wrench and named it Allen"
"[looking up at bird sitting in a tree whilst on 1st date] ""I didn't know birds could climb trees"""