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Joke of the Day
"How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight? Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
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"I like my women like I like my cigarettes, slowly killing me in packs of 20 or more"
"There are two types of people in the world... Those who can read between the lines."
"I am a virtuous woman, that's why I cost more!"
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can always unscrew a light bulb."
"Broken Pencils are Pointless But I wonder what ""lead"" me to that conclusion."
"HR: You said: You're ""moist"" welcome? Me: Autocorrect. HR: You're fine. Me: Sweet! HR: I meant: you're fired. Autocorrect."
"What did the slut's left leg say to the slut's right leg? Nothing. They've never met."
"What are calories? Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night"
"What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex? A Krismas goose."