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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a dog drink? Put it in a blender."
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"The most racist joke I know. What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys? A water sprinkler."
"""Do you have anything with 3-5 pounds of rhinestones on the ass?"" Upper-middle class ladies shopping for jeans"
"So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. FINALLY"
"What do you call a vampire that drinks period blood? Cunt Dracula."
"A Man Loses His Eye in a Fight The first thing he says to his eye doctor is: ""Eye didn't see it coming."""
"I've decided to move to southern France... I've got nothing Toulouse."
"These Hoes Ain't Royals, said Chris Brown, pointing at Lorde and her friends."
"I'm growing my prostate to raise awareness for moustache cancer."
"These people are putting up 'Lost Parrot' signs for the sake of their kids, but you'd think they'd place them higher for other birds to see."