2019
Joke of the Day
"What do you call conjoined dolphins Dual porpoise"
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"What do you call a fat town Obe-CITY"
"A fox walks into a diner and orders a six layered sandwich."
"Told my friends I couldn't make it to happy hour. Didn't tell them it's because I want to sit around sans pants and eat cheese for a while."
"humer why do squirrels swim on their backs???? To keep their nuts dry!"
"The man who invented chicken nuggets was struggling to make hens' meat"
"I went camping in the snow. As the snow melted, water leaked in. It was the winter of my discount tent."
"Why was Hitler so obsessed about getting into heaven? Because there were 6 million Jews waiting for him in hell."
"A couple of obducents stood at the bar talking. -You Should have seen the other day. I had a beautiful lady come in and her clitoris was like a pickled cucumber. -Wow! So big? No, so salty!"
"What do diapers and politicians have in common? They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason"