2019
Joke of the Day
"What do you call conjoined dolphins Dual porpoise"
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"The victim's body was found in the kitchen surrounded by eight empty boxes of cornflakes. Police suspect it was the work of a serial killer."
"What's one thing that a beautiful woman and a jar of peanut butter have in common? They can both make me swell up to 3 times my normal size."
"What do you call a fake noodle? An Im-pasta"
"Seriously, why put the suicide hotline on the backs of buses? Put it on the fronts."
"Donuts: The sweatpants you can eat."
"I once met an Indian bloke in Birmingham and his name was Naan. He wasn't born here, but he was bread."
"A spider jumped on my wife which made her stumble backwards and fall over her bag. Oh how I laughed! Tweet posted from the guest bedroom."
"Two peanuts were walking down the road ...one was assaulted!"
"Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China? They need clean air."