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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my doctors Always asking me to take my clothes off whenever I see them."

"I just dropped my phone in the toilet and for a second I stood over it and thought, ""That's where it belongs."""

"I've assembled a list of all the jokes feminists find funny: ##"

"In my spare time I like to.... Comment the funniest thing, it doesn't have to be true"

"Just tried black coffee for the first time Not my cup of tea"

"Jokes What do pigs read"

"*police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a Princess Leia costume* ""HIDE THIS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN"" *throws bag of cinnamon buns at me*"

"You really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can't reach it anyways."

"That awesome moment when you flip your pillow over to the cold side."

"Millennials make the best spys... They've got nothing to lose."