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Joke of the Day

"Today Grindr went down on thousands of people... Fortunately, there was no interruption in service."

"Waiter: What can I get for you? Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked? M: By anyone other than my wife"

"You're not impressing anyone, people who put a comma before the person's name when wishing them a happy birthday on Facebook"

"Say what you will about the Russian Olympic Team... ...I think they're pretty dope"

"A guy I work with farted on the elevator... It was wrong on so many levels."

"Did you know there's an Alzhimers epidemic? I noticed it when I saw how many reposts make it to the front page."

"Learn from your parents mistakes... Use birth control"

"I knew you were trouble when you said you didn't drink."

"[At a child's birthday party, holding a poorly taxidermied possum] I heard someone likes stuffed animals!"

"A women's work that is never done is the stuff that she asked her husband to do."