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Joke of the Day

"What is a Cell? something you keep black people in"

"I'm just a girl, sitting in her car, wondering what the person I texted ""I'm in the cat"" to, is thinking right now."

"Caught my co-worker MICROWAVING a HOT DOG with a SLICE of AMERICAN CHEESE on it. Don't worry I pushed him out a window."

"Due to controversies over child labor in China, Apple has recently had to lay off thousands of people due to loss in sales... They fired the kindergarteners and half the first grade."

"What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song? ""Whib It"" by Devo."

"Just congratulated my ex on dating someone so young that her Throwback Thursday photos are just pictures of her pregnant mom. I'm a dream."

"I filled my brother's shampoo bottle with olive oil and glitter last night. Have a great day in court, counselor!"

"Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy? Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not"

"Why is legislation never passed by horses? Large number of neigh votes."

"I like the way the earth revolves! It really makes my day!"