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Joke of the Day

"I like the way the earth revolves! It really makes my day!"

"A man is following the Oregon Trail. He meets a man named Terry... ""Terry? What a stupid name!"" Terry killed him. He died from dissin' Terry."

"Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy? It's Italicized"

"I am in NO condition to drive. (I'm a woman.)"

"Day One, living in one of those tiny houses: ""Well, isn't this quaint?"" Day Two: Murder"

"You can't let me into the club? Maybe my friend Benjamin Franklin can persuade you... *comes back 45 mins later in a bad wig, holding a kite*"

"What's black, white, and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw battle."

"Why did the military name it's new drone system ""Caitlyn Jenner""? Because it's unmanned"

"I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I'm certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake."

"I'm currently boycotting any company that sells items I can't afford."