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Joke of the Day

"Just congratulated my ex on dating someone so young that her Throwback Thursday photos are just pictures of her pregnant mom. I'm a dream."

"I am addicted. I bought the iPhone, iPad & iTouch & now iBroke, iHomeless & iRegret."

"What do West Africans eat for dinner. Ebola soup."

"Frozen pizza recalled? The government appears to have changed tactics to combat drug users: Legalize pot, but take away their food."

"When you find it hard to keep a girl, find a girl that keeps it hard."

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You've gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message"

"Wanna hear a construction joke? I'm working on it."

"Croutons and cherry tomatoes are the natural enemies of the plastic fork."

"An anti-semantic walks into a synagogue. The linguists in the group are offended and leave."

"Your bad Bon-Bon jokes - post em What do you call a man with a spade on his head? .. Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there."