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Joke of the Day
"Why is legislation never passed by horses? Large number of neigh votes."
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"If you ever get cold Just stand in the corner of a room, they're about 90 degrees."
"What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your clothes off."
"What's the difference between an amusement park and a pedophile? A pedophile doesn't have a height limit"
"What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? They vote."
"Who is this Rorschach guy? And why did he draw so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"In the middle east its hard to tell who's crazy, And Hussein."
"What did Judas say after capturing Jesus? Nailed it."
"So my buddy thought it'd be a good idea to get an inspirational tattoo on his forehead... Boy, was his face read."
"Interview: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" *I look at my watch then lean in* How much time do you have?"