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Joke of the Day
"What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song? ""Whib It"" by Devo."
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"Where did little annie go after the explosion? Everywhere!!"
"*sees guy dressed as ghost for Halloween* Hey buddy thats not funny, my grandma is a ghost"
"Marriage is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."
"My girlfriend started complaining about my lack of interest in her family. So I dated her sister.."
"*holds flashlight under chin Me: suddenly the mystery of... Son: haha Dad has like 3 chins *drops flashlight Me: SANTA CLAUS IS FAKE!!"
"Girlfriends are like puppies... They start out wanting to cuddle and kiss your face, but soon grow into a bitch."
"My grandmother said she would give birth to my mother when the time machine was invented. Apparently she lied."
"Whipped cream is just shaving cream that does whatever it's girlfriend tells it to do."
"A young boy's life changed when he found out he could shoot a white sticky substance Only this young boy could also do it from his wrist. Hello spiderman."