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Joke of the Day

"I just found out I am a hipster Because I started using #NotMyPresident 8 years ago."

"The F.U.N. Song F is for fascists who kill jews together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and any time at all down in the auschwitz death camp"

"The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble."

"What do you call a bee that lives in the US? USB ^^ I'll show myself out..."

"Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !"

"I promised myself to quit smoking once I graduated. So I dropped out."

"What did John Muir say to get the attention of a Jewish man? ""Yo, Semite!"""

"Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's? He heard boys' pants were half off."

"I hope Death is a man. That way it will come quickly and be over before I know it."

"No matter how tired one is, put a computer in front of them and they can stay awake."