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Joke of the Day

"What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common? ""See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"""

"Say what you will about deaf people"

"What planet smells the worst? Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it."

"What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!"

"When I asked my girlfriend why she was breaking up with me, she said ""Because you're a pedophile!"". I replied ""That's an awfully big word for a twelve year old."""

"What do you call 3 mexicans breaking into somewhere? Trespassers"

"I still don't understand why people say marriage is so hard when I've successfully completed 2 of them..."

"Monica Lewinski Will Not Vote for Hillary Clinton The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."

"What's a Californians favorite type of comedy? Dry humor"

"What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry? A Prontosaur."