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Joke of the Day

"What planet smells the worst? Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it."

"I don't understand why women get so angry and stressed on their period. It's such an ovary action"

"Next OSX version announced!!! It will be called ""El Chapo"""

"When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight... to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs."

"Ronda Rousey and I have something in common We both finish in 34 seconds."

"Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg? A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?)"

"I've got two part time jobs. I'm a boxer, and a warm up act at the comedy club. I read between the punchlines."

"How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts."

"Apparently, Cesar Milan, the Dog Whisperer is divorced. I guess she was the only bitch he couldn't train."

"""It just feels so good to have a clean apartment!"" - someone who's never killed a bear with a sword"