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Joke of the Day
"What's a Californians favorite type of comedy? Dry humor"
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"That moment when you are so drunk that you swerve to miss a tree but then you realize its just an air freshener hanging in your car."
"Why are peppers irritating? Because they're jalapeno business!"
"LPT: Never buy anything made of velcro... It's a total rip-off."
"How often do I tell chemistry jokes. Periodically"
"Why does the noble gas always cry? Because all his friends Argon."
"Jewish joke! What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza won't scream when you put it in the oven."
"What is a chronic masturbator's favorite meal? Strokin-off"
"My family crest is just a picture of my grandfather dressed up as a giant hotdog being dragged into a cave by a bear."
"My wife is like a Mermaid Below her pelvis, she smells like fish."