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"What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!"
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"If you just got invited to do something on New Year's Eve, it means someone else cancelled."
"What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators? [Deleted]"
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"Use condoms: because if she'd sleep with you, she'd sleep with anyone."
"England can't win anything. Brazil took away their top spot of Most Embarrassing team."