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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 3 mexicans breaking into somewhere? Trespassers"
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"What's so fragile that even mentioning it breaks it? The male ego."
"Everyone told me to follow the dreams So, I went back to bed"
"They should make supermarket camouflage. So people you know won't see you and want to talk to you."
"""Oh my god, you've gotten so fat! Want me to make you something to eat?"" - my mother"
"What do you call a calm Asian? A Mellow Yellow"
"The Pope walks into a Mosque. The imam says ""Why the wrong faith?"""
"So I organized a threesome last night! ...there were a couple no shows, but I really enjoyed myself."
"A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war. The librarian replies, ""Fuck off, you'll lose it."""
"An innovative new alternative to ironing your clothes Look shitty"