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Joke of the Day
"Say what you will about deaf people"
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"Some people say waking up in the morning is really hard... Waking up in the morning is the second hardest thing for me!"
"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: a left ear, a right ear and a front-ear"
"Did you hear about Bill Cosby's new biography? Its called ""The Coma Sutra""."
"Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak? [x-post /r/puns] Scotch."
"Friday Fun Fact: There's more time spent installing Adobe updates than the actual use of Adobe."
"""Hey, I can see my house from here!"" - homeless people, almost all the time"
"What's the difference between a $20 prostitute and a $200 prostitute? When the $20 one swallows, it's because she's hungry."
"Raising my kids is hard. I can barely get the fat one off the ground."
"Have you ever listened to someone talk for a while and started to wonder ""who ties your shoelaces for you?"""